"Nibby" (nibby68)
09/21/2016 at 20:46 • Filed to: None
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"Nibby" (nibby68)
09/21/2016 at 20:46 • Filed to: None | 6
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Whoever did this is evil.
When I used to play the Sims, I would have the husband cheat with the nanny. After a while, I would put the parents, kids, and nanny in the same bedroom. Block the entrances and bathroom with furniture. Force them to watch the dad woohoo with the nanny.
What would you do in the Sims?
jariten1781
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 20:53 |
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I didn’t play it, but this:
http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articl…
is still one of the funniest things ever put on the internet. I probably would have done that.
Also, that was written 16 years ago? Fuck me
S65
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 20:57 |
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I would leave a Sim in a room remove the door, put a cheap stove in and make the Sim cook something, then leave the oven on until it caught fire and the Sim would burn and die. I once made a Sim jog around until they starved to death. Drowning Sims is easy but it isn’t fun. I bought a big house once, put the family in the kitchen removed all the doors and tried to burn the house down. I only managed to kill one sim.
C62030
> jariten1781
09/21/2016 at 21:04 |
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After reading this and ending in tears, I fired up Sims and tried to do it myself. Further bulletins as events warrant
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Nibby
> S65
09/21/2016 at 21:04 |
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How did you only kill one sim in that burn?
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S65
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 21:10 |
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He caught fire and all the other Sims did was panic in the corner. Then I made one of them put the fire out.
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Nibby
> jariten1781
09/21/2016 at 21:20 |
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Holy shit that was well worth reading. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing
Rainbow
> S65
09/21/2016 at 21:20 |
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Bullshit. Sims only like to panic while standing inside of the fire, causing them to die too.
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S65
> Rainbow
09/21/2016 at 21:26 |
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Really? I’ve never noticed that, I’ve got to go test that out tomorrow.
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Nibby
> S65
09/21/2016 at 21:40 |
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Let them all burn.
TheHondaBro
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 21:47 |
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I used to make gay couples and made them woohoo with each other.
And this was in The Sims 2, so you got that awesome cutscene with the butt squeeze.
Sam
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 21:49 |
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I enjoy a game of attrition, where you put together a mansion with everything possible in it. Then you put a group of 7 or 8 Sims in and let the simulation run. Last Sim standing wins.
deprecated account
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 21:59 |
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There are much more awful greentexts than that. My personal favorite is the dude who drives his Domino’s manager insane by replacing the names of toppings with “Morgan Freeman.”
promoted by the color red
> Nibby
09/21/2016 at 22:58 |
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I made George W. Bush make out with his domestic partner. They were able to carve out a relatively normal life despite his partner’s insistence on wearing short-shorts and a biker vest with nothing underneath.
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jariten1781
> Nibby
09/22/2016 at 07:16 |
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There's also a 'Week in the life of the Sims 2' on there somewhere (at least there was 13ish years ago...I feel so old). Not as good, but still worth reading.
Pixel
> Nibby
09/22/2016 at 09:08 |
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Built a small house with one room containing nothing but a fireplace and carpets on every square of floor. Moved maximum family size in & removed the door. Had one of them light a fire in the fireplace over an over until they caused a fire, watched it spread to all the carpet and burn everyone to death. Moved urns out into the backyard, replaced carpets and moved another maximum family in.
Repeated this a few times until there were a few dozen tombstones, then moved all of them to the back of the lot and fenced them off so they weren’t visible.
Built a normal house and moved a regular family in. Watched them spend every night getting near-constantly harassed by ghosts. Watching Ghosts have to queue up to scare someone was the best.
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Nibby
> Pixel
09/22/2016 at 09:11 |
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That’s diabolically evil. 10/10.
Have you seen this
Nauraushaun
> Nibby
09/26/2016 at 07:40 |
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Always the Goth family. Marry Bella, move in, build a pool with a diving board (so they can get in but not out). Make the whole family swim until they die, enjoy a $35k windfall when they die and you sell up.